Emoticons! Hold the Milk, Please.

Everybody knows the best part about growing up is sugar-encrusted, marshmallow-loaded breakfast cereal.  Luckily, the best part about being grown up is that you are no longer at risk of choking on the toy that drops out of that cereal box.  

This year, go back to school with a good breakfast and some sweet (but not sugar-encrusted) emoticon gear.  Unlike our intern, please, be sure to keep breakfast and emoticons separate.  Our new Emoticon Keychains, while very chewy, will fuel you all day long with their good vibes alone.  So yeah, don't eat them.
  

We have tons of emoticon gear, so breakfast isn't the only time to get down on some emotie goodness.  Check out our shirts, buttons, and our all-time favorite, full-size stressballs.  In fact, we now have so much emoticon gear to sink your stressed-out fingers into, we gave emoticons their own category.  Click to check out all of our Emoticon Gear!